"If only dolphins had evolved hands to sign with, it’s possible that they would not bring..."

“If only dolphins had evolved hands to sign with, it’s possible that they would not bring tidings of love and peace to humankind, as some people might anticipate, but a barrage of bitchy bon mots.”

- from ‘The Monkey in the Mirror’, Rhianna Boyle's Nature column in The Lifted Brow #23.